i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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