He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
Randomize
