question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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