That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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