Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
