I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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