we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
did you just send me my own nude
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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