Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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