I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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