normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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