she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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