she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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