ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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