the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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