I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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