Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
This girl is more easily done than said...
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
whose ass print is on the piano?
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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