bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
How naked do you want me to be?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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