my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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