I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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