Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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