just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
We just shotgunned beers for America
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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