My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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