We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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