I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
