dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
the raccoons are back...
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