I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
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