It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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