He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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