Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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