i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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