I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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