is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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