if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
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