scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just gargled with NyQuil
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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