Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
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So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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