Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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