I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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