i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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