She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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