Plan B is the new Plan A
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Boobs are out for the taking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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