ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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