just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
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She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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