I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
there is puke in my bra ... again
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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