I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
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i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
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My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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