Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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