finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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