The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
People in love make me want to vomit
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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