Ambien. No doubt about it.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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