there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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