after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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