Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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